• What We Do

    Riff on Real News - This is for the ones who get the joke.
    Whether you're a developer, sysadmin, ethical hacker, or just someone who’s accidentally brought down a server on a Friday (we’ve been there), this space is for you.

    From parody drops to inside jokes only techies would appreciate, we’re on a mission to bring humor, relevance, and a bit of chaos back to the merch game.

    We’ll post blog content from time to time, and we’d love to feature your stories too. So tag us when your gaming laptop smokes or when your weekend goes up in bash scripts.